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| textagram |
| smirnoff = poisoned | By LP A curiously appropriate result. |
| pint = shot = riot | By pineapplecharm A pint and a fight.. a GREAT British night. |
| prank = spank | By Bob Mogal "Just prank my phone when you get to the bus stop" |
| smart = roast | By pineapplecharm |
| september = sequencer | By Carl Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. HEY GEORGE, TELL PAUL THIS THING DOESN'T WORK! |
| paddle = raffle | By Carl |
| pampers = scorers | By Carl |
| parfait = rarebit | By Carl The two ends of the recipe spectrum |
| parted = scruff | By Carl Sometimes harder due to some kind of adhesive on the pages |
| patches = ravages = saucier = savages | By Carl |
| perkier = replies | By Carl After a few cups of coffee |
| pervert = request | By Carl |
| phoning = rimming = sinning | By Carl |
| piddle = riffle | By Carl |
| pimping = rinsing | By Carl I love enemas. Rinsing out my colon brings me such pleasure. |
| pooled = smoked | By Carl Like cigarettes among teenagers.. |
| primal = spinal | By Carl "Live from Hell: Primal Tar!" |
| preying = spewing | By Carl Dirty Geoff spends his nights preying on young women. |
| punning = stoning | By Carl One always leads to the other |
| pumping = storing | By Carl Just on my way to the taxidermists' museum; we'll be storing Fred's ass today. |
| putridity = stupidity | By Carl I can withstand all manner of evil but the putridity of my fellow man. |
| quaver = staves | By Carl Minimalist. |
| queer = steep | By Carl Kemptown is the steepest hill in Brighton. |
| rapist = script | By Carl Like murder, it's all about the premeditaion. |
| redraw = seesaw | By Carl Eeeeew |
| riotous = sinuous | By Carl |
| roughest = smuggest | By Carl Only the men with the longest stubble are self-satisfied enough for Gilette |
| runoff = stoned | By Carl |
| smokers = sonless | By Carl Having children can cause smoking, however |
| stolen = sunken | By Carl |