textagrams

textagram
n. two or more words which are amusingly similar, or dissimilar in meaning and can be typed with the same sequence of buttons on a mobile phone keypad while the predictive (T9) dictionary is enabled. Also textonyms or homonumeric words.


smirnoff = poisoned
By LP

A curiously appropriate result.
pint = shot = riot
By pineapplecharm

A pint and a fight.. a GREAT British night.
prank = spank
By Bob Mogal

"Just prank my phone when you get to the bus stop"
smart = roast
By pineapplecharm

september = sequencer
By Carl

Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. HEY GEORGE, TELL PAUL THIS THING DOESN'T WORK!
paddle = raffle
By Carl

pampers = scorers
By Carl

parfait = rarebit
By Carl

The two ends of the recipe spectrum
parted = scruff
By Carl

Sometimes harder due to some kind of adhesive on the pages
patches = ravages = saucier = savages
By Carl

perkier = replies
By Carl

After a few cups of coffee
pervert = request
By Carl

phoning = rimming = sinning
By Carl

piddle = riffle
By Carl

pimping = rinsing
By Carl

I love enemas. Rinsing out my colon brings me such pleasure.
pooled = smoked
By Carl

Like cigarettes among teenagers..
primal = spinal
By Carl

"Live from Hell: Primal Tar!"
preying = spewing
By Carl

Dirty Geoff spends his nights preying on young women.
punning = stoning
By Carl

One always leads to the other
pumping = storing
By Carl

Just on my way to the taxidermists' museum; we'll be storing Fred's ass today.
putridity = stupidity
By Carl

I can withstand all manner of evil but the putridity of my fellow man.
quaver = staves
By Carl

Minimalist.
queer = steep
By Carl

Kemptown is the steepest hill in Brighton.
rapist = script
By Carl

Like murder, it's all about the premeditaion.
redraw = seesaw
By Carl

Eeeeew
riotous = sinuous
By Carl

roughest = smuggest
By Carl

Only the men with the longest stubble are self-satisfied enough for Gilette
runoff = stoned
By Carl

smokers = sonless
By Carl

Having children can cause smoking, however
stolen = sunken
By Carl